A.T.G.O.T.

awĸwardly. тall. gнeттo. overѕιzed. тroll.

balanced personality. hate my huge heart.

life's too short to settle for bullshit.

stay trill.

✌️


gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.


noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.


romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out


ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

I knew the unlikelihood of it happening but I couldn’t help myself looking for you in the crowds of people, wondering if you also were doing the same.

Patrick Sundstrom

hola-its-patrick.tumblr.com

(via psych-facts)

(Source: unforbiddens)


opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(Source: -circa)

(Source: hopcrotch)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

niggafuckurblog:

celebstarlets:

9/30/14 - Amber Rose leaving a nail salon in LA.

This grown ass nigga in yellow rain boots and lickin on a ice cream cone, lookin like a gay ass dom kennedy, this nigga to sus

lmaooo

prettyboyshyflizzy:

niggafuckurblog:

celebstarlets:

9/30/14 - Amber Rose leaving a nail salon in LA.

This grown ass nigga in yellow rain boots and lickin on a ice cream cone, lookin like a gay ass dom kennedy, this nigga to sus

lmaooo